Honestly, I don't have a problem with porn. I do have a problem with corn.

I love Fridays that include a massage. Can't get an hour massage? Heard hotel_max has free chair massages today 3-6pm Seattle. Got get it!

Just talked to Larry Wu about XPress lids (LA based foodie moved to Seattle). Check this out! http://bit.ly/9Ak9IA

Getting a French press to-go just got easier and greener bit.ly/9Ak9IA [I love clever inventions]

It's not just what you're eating, but what's eating you. Man loses 365 lbs, credits yoga http://bit.ly/d4cZS7

All kinds of wrong: IKEA Fusion Table and chair. A space saver, but a money waster. Sending it back. What should I get instead?

Well, whadayaknow? It's my birthday. Here's a video just for you. Got iMei? http://bit.ly/bASHLK

Send me your Happy Birthday wishes by video, and I'll retweet the best of, as well as send you one back [I hope you like my singing voice].